What Is a Castlevania Rumour? A Miserable Little Cocktease

Welcome to Tokyo Game Show 2008: Special Surprise Edition. I can genuinely say that the news of No More Heroes 2 shocked me and now I am fanning myself like a civil war heroine with the vapours. But as much as I heart Travis Touchdown and the good deeds he does for humanity, I would sell out his mother just to get confirmation on the best news I’ve heard since God invented Pizza Pops.
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Deux.
Please don’t be shocked or offended when I collapse and rub myself against the carpet in glee.