We just did a post about how Cincinnati Bengals player Chris Henry got arrested again, this time for letting his fists do the talking.
And now he’s an Ex-Bengals player.
Like Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan, Clemens and McNamee, and Cedrick Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers, Chris Henry and the Bengals are together no more.
Like Bill Belichick after the Super Bowl, the Bengals are “moving on.” (Like . . . WTF are we doing with all these “likes” today?) Apparently that whole arrested-five-times-since-December-2005 finally got to them.
Don’t worry, Chris. We’re all pulling for you!
Man, we were thisclose to typing that with a straight face. . .

You might recall that a couple of months ago, we did few posts (here, here, and here, to be precise) on the dysfunctional-is-an-understatement relationship between Pittburgh Steelers WR Cedrick Wilson and his ex-girlfriend/baby mama Lindsay Paulat.
Well, now that’s no longer the case. Oh, the ex-twosome is still a train wreck; that part remains true. But the Steelers part? Not so much.
The team—thankfully—said “don’t let the door hit you on the way out” to Wilson this morning. The suits let him go after seeing the most recent episode of the Days of Our Lives: The Wilson-Paulat Story.
The now-former Steeler, who apparently suffered …read more

Looking for something for the ex-Valentine in your life? Check this list (in no particular order) of gift ideas before you do your shopping:
1. Anger management lessons from Bobby Knight.
2. For the ex who is a Roger Clemens fan: A Hall of Fame mug.
3. For the ex who is a New England Patriots fan: This new Eli Manning shirt. 
4. A day at the office with Chris Berman. The later in the day, the better.
5. For ex who is an Andy Pettitte fan: A canary.
6. For the ex who hearts Eric Mangini and/or the New York Jets: A Bill Belichick hoodie.
7. …read more

Last week we reported the odd case of Lindsey Paulat’s police standoff. Paulat, now the “ex” girlfriend of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Cedrick Wilson, was charged with aggravated assault (of her Mom, no less).
That and the reckless endangerment charge have been withdrawn, but she’s now been bagged with discharging a firearm in an occupied structure (i.e., Wilson’s home). 
And if that didn’t make you shake your head enough, there’s more: Paulat claims Wilson “encouraged” her to commit suicide.
Now when we read that, we envisioned a scene like this:
Paulat: Honey, I think I’m going to bite the bullet. Literally.
Wilson: If that’s going to make you …read more

We’re all about sexy girlfriends here.
Yesterday we gave a shout-out to Gisele Bundchen when we mentioned Tom Brady’s “casting” call. Before that we talked about  Eli Manning and his blend-with-the-crowd fiancee. We’ve also given Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson their fair share of virtual ink (again and again). And for a while, we had a good thing going with Brazilian supermodel-professional athlete couplings.
And then there’s Lindsey Paulat, the Annie-Get-Your-Gun girlfriend of Cedrick Wilson of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Hmm . . . how do we put this delicately? She’s, um, in a class by herself.
Why so? Well, Paulat engaged in a 12-hour standoff with …read more