Let’s Get Wet!

Maybe I’m a little in noticing this, but is it just me or does everyone get wet at the end of music videos?
Is it written into contracts?  Must be able to gyrate while soaking wet.  I think it may be a requirement to get a record deal, nowadays.  Check here if you have a six pack.  Check here if we can hose you down and expose said six pack in wet white t-shirt.
It’s probably just a matter of time before American Idol adds an “Idol does wet t-shirt contest.”  In which case I’ll have to agree with Simon Cowell ahead …read more