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		<title>Manny Acta Hired as Indians Manager</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manny Acta was a wanted man. With the Houston Astros offering him their manager job, he turned down Houston and instead decided to become the next manager of the Cleveland Indians. Last season, Acta was fired as manager of the Washington Nationals after two and a half years on the job.
Considering that Acta had a record of 158-252 with the Nationals, it is somewhat surprising that he was such a hot name. But sources indicate that he was great in his job interviews and illustrated good vision for how he&#8217;ll direct teams to the promised land.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Manny Acta was a wanted man. With the Houston Astros offering him their manager job, he turned down Houston and instead decided to become the next manager of the Cleveland Indians. Last season, Acta was fired as manager of the Washington Nationals after two and a half years on the job.</p>
<p>Considering that Acta had a record of 158-252 with the Nationals, it is somewhat surprising that he was such a hot name. But sources indicate that he was great in his job interviews and illustrated good vision for how he&#8217;ll direct teams to the promised land.</p>
<p>&#8220;I look forward to working with this talented group of young men who seem to possess a lot of energy and passion for their work,&#8221; said Acta of the Indians. &#8220;I believe we will grow together as a team, with the ultimate goal of bringing a championship to Cleveland and its fans.&#8221;</p>
<p>Going into the 2009 baseball season, some experts were picking the Indians to rise up and claim a spot in the playoffs. That didn&#8217;t happen, to say the least. The Indians finished the season 65-97.</p>
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		<title>Victor Martinez Traded to the Red Sox</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Boston Red Sox wanted another bat to put in the middle of their already potent lineup. At the trade deadline, they got that big bat in the form of All-Star catcher Victor Martinez. In return, the Cleveland Indians received three pitching prospects.
In addition to catcher, Martinez can also play first base. The Red Sox will likely play him at catcher, first base and DH.
At the plate, Martinez has had a very good season after struggling last year. He&#8217;s hitting .284 with 15 homers, 67 RBIs and 56 runs. He also has 21 doubles and an on-base percentage of .368.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Boston Red Sox wanted another bat to put in the middle of their already potent lineup. At the trade deadline, they got that big bat in the form of All-Star catcher Victor Martinez. In return, the Cleveland Indians received three pitching prospects.</p>
<p>In addition to catcher, Martinez can also play first base. The Red Sox will likely play him at catcher, first base and DH.</p>
<p>At the plate, Martinez has had a very good season after struggling last year. He&#8217;s hitting .284 with 15 homers, 67 RBIs and 56 runs. He also has 21 doubles and an on-base percentage of .368.</p>
<p>Still just 30 years old, Martinez is a player the Red Sox can keep in the middle of their lineup for a long while.</p>
<p>The three players the Indians received were Justin Masterson, Nick Hagadone and Bryan Price. Of those three players, Masterson is the big name. Last year as a rookie, he had a 6-5 record with a 3.16 ERA. This season, he is 3-3 with a 4.50 ERA. The 24-year-old will likely join Cleveland&#8217;s starting rotation.</p>
<p>Hagadone and Price are both minor leaguers at this point, however they both project to be big leaguers in the not too distant future.</p>
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		<title>Mark DeRosa traded to the Cardinals</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To add a little bit of pop to their lineup, the St. Louis Cardinals have traded for Mark DeRosa. In return, the Cleveland Cavaliers received Chris Perez, a relief pitcher, and a player to be named later.
The Indians acquired DeRosa in the offseason in a deal with the Chicago Cubs. The 34-year-old DeRosa was playing third base for Cleveland. On the season, he is hitting .267 with 13 homers, 50 RBIs and 47 runs.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To add a little bit of pop to their lineup, the St. Louis Cardinals have traded for Mark DeRosa. In return, the Cleveland Cavaliers received Chris Perez, a relief pitcher, and a player to be named later.</p>
<p>The Indians acquired DeRosa in the offseason in a deal with the Chicago Cubs. The 34-year-old DeRosa was playing third base for Cleveland. On the season, he is hitting .267 with 13 homers, 50 RBIs and 47 runs.</p>
<p>The acquisition of DeRosa should help the Cardinals in their fight with the Milwaukee Bucks for the NL Central title. Currently, the two teams are tied atop the division.</p>
<p>For Cleveland, they are in a rebuilding mode. With the worst record in the AL, the Indians decided to trade DeRosa for a player who could possibly help for a number of years. The 23-year-old Perez has a 4.18 ERA and has racked up 30 strikeouts in 23.2 innings.</p>
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		<title>Albert Pujols Homers Twice, Leads Cardinals</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Albert Pujols isn&#8217;t the best hitter in baseball, he&#8217;s right there near the top. The St. Louis Cardinals saw two more examples of his greatness on Saturday. In an interleague game against the Cleveland Indians, Pujols hit a pair of solo homers to lead the Cardinals to a 3-1 victory.
In the fourth inning, Pujols hit his first long ball. After the Indians tied it up in the bottom of the fourth, Pujols hit his second homer in his next at bat in the 6th inning. The Cardinals would never trail again.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Albert Pujols isn&#8217;t the best hitter in baseball, he&#8217;s right there near the top. The St. Louis Cardinals saw two more examples of his greatness on Saturday. In an interleague game against the Cleveland Indians, Pujols hit a pair of solo homers to lead the Cardinals to a 3-1 victory.</p>
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<p>In the fourth inning, Pujols hit his first long ball. After the Indians tied it up in the bottom of the fourth, Pujols hit his second homer in his next at bat in the 6th inning. The Cardinals would never trail again.</p>
<p>On the mound, Brad Thompson picked up his first win of the season. Pitching six strong innings, Thompson gave up three hits, two walks and on unearned run while striking five batters. His ERA on the season dropped to 3.60.</p>
<p>With the win, St. Louis improved to 34-29. Currently, that record places the Cardinals in second place in the NL Central &#8212; a half game behind the Milwaukee Brewers. In the NL Wild Card race, the Cardinals have a slim lead over the San Francisco Giants and the New York Mets.</p>
<p>The loss dropped the Indians to 28-36 and into last place in the AL Central.</p>
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		<title>Yankees Lose in First Game at New Stadium</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Yankees played their first official game at the new Yankee Stadium on Thursday. For six innings, everything seemed to be going fine. Then the Cleveland Indians exploded in the seventh inning and ruined the party.
The the game tied at one, the Indians scored nine times in the top of the seventh and then held on for a 10-2 victory. The win bettered the Indians record to 3-7, while the loss sent the Yankees to 5-5.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The New York Yankees played their first official game at the new Yankee Stadium on Thursday. For six innings, everything seemed to be going fine. Then the Cleveland Indians exploded in the seventh inning and ruined the party.</p>
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<p>The the game tied at one, the Indians scored nine times in the top of the seventh and then held on for a 10-2 victory. The win bettered the Indians record to 3-7, while the loss sent the Yankees to 5-5.</p>
<p>In the seventh inning, the Indians got a solo shot from Victor Martinez and a grand slam from Grady Sizemore. Kelly Shoppach, who had an RBI double to get Cleveland on the board in the fourth inning, added a one-run single in the seventh.</p>
<p>For the Yankees, their two runs were courtesy of a Jorge Posada homer in the fifth and a Robinson Cano single in the seventh.</p>
<p>Cliff Lee, last year&#8217;s Cy Young award winner in the American League, got the win for Cleveland by pitching six innings and giving up only one earned run. C.C. Sabathia pitched 5.2 innings and also gave up only one run.</p>
<p>Through the weekend, Yankees and Indians will play three more times at the new Yankee Stadium.</p>
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		<title>So About That C.C. Sabathia Character</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cherie Lampley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[C.C. Sabathia to Milwaukee. It&#8217;s been the talk this past weekend all over the sports blogosphere. Is Cleveland smart to trade him? Are they just glad he didn&#8217;t end up a Yankee? Whatever the reason, there&#8217;s word that the 2007 minor league player of the year for the Brewers was in the deal for the Indians. 
Juiced Sports Blog is reporting that in the trade, Taylor Green was in the package for the Indians. He&#8217;s 21, out of Cypress College in California, and was selected in the 25th round in the 2005 draft. He batted .327, had 14 home runs, [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C.C. Sabathia to Milwaukee. It&#8217;s been <a href="http://www.technorati.com/search/c.c.+sabathia?authority=a4&amp;language=en" target="_blank">the talk</a> this past weekend all over the sports blogosphere. Is Cleveland <a href="http://www.insidetheballpark.com/cleveland-robbed-by-milwaukee/" target="_blank">smart</a> to trade him? Are they just glad he didn&#8217;t end up a Yankee? Whatever the reason, there&#8217;s word that the 2007 minor league player of the year for the Brewers was in the deal for the Indians. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.juicedsportsblog.com/2008/07/taylor-green-traded.html" target="_blank">Juiced Sports Blog</a> is reporting that in the trade, Taylor Green was in the package for the Indians. He&#8217;s 21, out of Cypress College in California, and was selected in the 25th round in the 2005 draft. He batted .327, had 14 home runs, and 86 RBI&#8217;s in the 2007 season. Along with him, the Indians will be adding left fielder Matt LaPorta and pitchers Rob Bryson and Zach Jackson.</p>
<p>With C.C. Sabathia in Milwaukee, this could make the race for the NL Central a bit more interesting. They, like St. Louis, are 3.5 games back of Chicago. Hey, the Reds are only 7 games behind them in the <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp" target="_blank">standings</a>! This will definitely make for an interesting race for the NL Central. Not including the Reds of course. But maybe&#8230;..a girl can dream, can&#8217;t she? </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Chairman, That is Pronk-rageous&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Albert Bianchi</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Travis Hafner has a fantastic nickname. It&#8217;s not one of those silly abbreviation nicknames. No, no T-Haf here. No sir, Travis Hafner is Pronk. In the minors, Hafner had two nicknames: <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/magazine/01/24/hafner0129/index.html">Project and Donkey</a>. Project Donkey already being a successful reality show on Bravo, the two names were combined to the sublime Pronk. I find Pronk to be an especially entertaining nickname because it kind of seems like a dirty verb. Pronking just sounds like something one wouldn&#8217;t do in polite society.</p>
<p>To my delight, the always outrageous Onion News Network has examined the versatility of the word Pronk. It&#8217;s hilariously Pronk-surd.</p>
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