White House To Announce New CAFE Standards

– New Law Will Mandate Size of Cups, Condition of Couches and Number of Piercings Employees Can Have –
In the latest environmental news, Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner announced that the Administration will be releasing the latest CAFE standards aimed at limiting the number of coffee joints littering the nation’s cities and towns.
The new standards are necessary, says Geithner, because consumers are confused with the different sizing of coffee cups throughout the country.
“Consumers deserve to know that an X-Large coffee in Omaha, Nebraska is the same as an X-Large coffee in New York City,” said the Treasury Secretary who will be …read more