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		<title>Oxnard California&#8217;s Advanced Truck Driving School Left Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Pravato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From what I hear OCATDS&#8217;s Bubba Greer has a mean hook shot and a sensational beard that rivals James Harden&#8217;s.  
Hopefully Bubba will stick around for next year.

The Onion
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From what I hear OCATDS&#8217;s Bubba Greer has a mean hook shot and a sensational beard that rivals James Harden&#8217;s.  </p>
<p>Hopefully Bubba will stick around for next year.</p>
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		<title>The players are shrinking the players are shrinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Pravato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t make this stuff up.
Just the other day a question was posed on Yahoo! Answers asking the following,
&#8220;Rate the following College Players in terms of their &#8220;pro-potential&#8221;, you can even compare 2 current NBA plyrs?
*Luke Harangody
*Stephon Curry
*Tyler Hansborough
*Drue Holiday
*Blake Griffin&#8221;
Alright I say, fair enough.  Sure the dweeb can&#8217;t spell T-Rex&#8217;s name correctly and has not yet been corrected for referring to Jrue Holiday as &#8216;Drue&#8217;, but he has managed to correctly identify 5 of the best players in college hoops right now.
Let&#8217;s check out a particular response, 
From Nick C.,
Luke Harangody: Matt Harpering. Both are built tough and [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t make this stuff up.</p>
<p>Just the other day a question was <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20090112171158AAYoJ9u">posed on Yahoo! Answers</a> asking the following,</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Rate the following College Players in terms of their &#8220;pro-potential&#8221;, you can even compare 2 current NBA plyrs?</strong></p>
<p><strong>*Luke Harangody<br />
*Stephon Curry<br />
*Tyler Hansborough<br />
*Drue Holiday<br />
*Blake Griffin&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Alright I say, fair enough.  Sure the dweeb can&#8217;t spell T-Rex&#8217;s name correctly and has not yet been corrected for referring to Jrue Holiday as &#8216;Drue&#8217;, but he has managed to correctly identify 5 of the best players in college hoops right now.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s check out a particular response, </p>
<p><em>From Nick C.,</em></p>
<p><em>Luke Harangody: Matt Harpering. Both are built tough and like to bang, but because of height both are tweeners&#8230; at one point Matt Harpering was 6&#8242;9. He sure has shrunk since being in the NBA as he&#8217;s now 6&#8242;7&#8243;. I think 6&#8242;8&#8243; Luke will shrink some too. That being said if Luke gets drafted by a team that could utilize his talents namely rebounding and hustle play, he could have a long career. Especially if he continue to develop his outside shot.</em></p>
<p> How have I not been aware of this shrinking phenomenon Nick C. is talking about?</p>
<p>What shall we call it?</p>
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		<title>Jim Boeheim takes out his frustration on a microphone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Pravato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microphones everywhere are stunned and saddened.

h/t  Storming The Floor
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Microphones everywhere are stunned and saddened.</p>
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<p>h/t  <a href="http://stormingthefloor.net/2008/12/breakfast-of-champions-1216-shot.html">Storming The Floor</a></p>
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		<title>Getting to know the Summit League (I)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Pravato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year&#8217;s Summit League championship game featured the IUPUI Jaguars and the Oral Roberts Golden Eagles.
The Golden Eagles won the tourney but their mascot, well, &#8220;got owned&#8221;.

And it&#8217;s worth mentioning that you gotta give it up to those YouTube commenter types.  
You can&#8217;t make that stuff up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year&#8217;s Summit League championship game featured the <strong>IUPUI</strong> Jaguars and the <strong>Oral Roberts</strong> Golden Eagles.</p>
<p>The Golden Eagles won the tourney but their mascot, well, &#8220;got owned&#8221;.</p>
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<p>And it&#8217;s worth mentioning that you gotta give it up to those <strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4LfyLiTF4">YouTube commenter types</a></strong>.  </p>
<p>You can&#8217;t make that stuff up.</p>
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		<title>For the sake of the Syracuse free-throw percentage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Pravato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Better hope Arinze Onuaku spent some quality time at the charity stripe during the offseason

And no, I won&#8217;t pretend that I knew who *Arinze was prior to coming across this video.
The Cuse and I will have to become pretty familiar this upcoming season since big things are expected out of them in 08/09.
*Actually made the second free throw attempt
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Better hope Arinze Onuaku spent some quality time at the charity stripe during the offseason</p>
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<p>And no, I won&#8217;t pretend that I knew who *Arinze was prior to coming across this video.</p>
<p>The Cuse and I will have to become pretty familiar this upcoming season since <strong><a href="http://cusecountry.com/?p=779">big things are expected out of them in 08/09</a></strong>.</p>
<p>*Actually made the second free throw attempt</p>
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		<title>D-League wonder Rod Benson &#8220;interviews&#8221; Cal&#8217;s Ryan Anderson</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Pravato</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ryan Anderson is going to be making quite a big decision by 5pm today.  All signs point to Ryan signing an agent and entering the NBA draft, thus foregoing the rest of his college career at California.
He’s currently on that 1st round fence.
I routinely get the feeling that a lot of the non west coasters don’t know much about Ryan.  They recognize his name, but don’t really know his game.
He’s been called a tweener and unathletic, but many players have escaped that tag and gone on to be great, so there’s no point in putting any effort into [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ryan Anderson is going to be making quite a big decision by 5pm today.  All signs point to Ryan signing an agent and entering the NBA draft, thus foregoing the rest of his college career at California.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/mock-drafts-are-just-that-mock/"><strong>He’s currently on that 1st round fence</strong></a>.</p>
<p>I routinely get the feeling that a lot of the non west coasters don’t know much about Ryan.  They recognize his name, but don’t really know his game.</p>
<p>He’s been called a <a href="http://www.everyjoe.com/should-i-stay-or-should-i-go/"><strong>tweener</strong></a> and unathletic, but many players have escaped that tag and gone on to be great, so there’s no point in putting any effort into those labels.</p>
<p>He averaged 21 ppg his sophomore year at Cal, good for best scoring average in the Pac 10, for what it’s worth.</p>
<p>Rod Benson, the Dakota Wizards star, has his own movement, the <strong><a href="http://www.toomuchrodbenson.com/index.html">Boom Tho</a></strong> movement, and also <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie?author=Rod+Benson"><strong>blogs for Yahoo Sports</strong></a> as well.<br />
The guy entertains his Boom Tho supporters (I&#8217;m one) by often posting amusing stories and videos about D-League life in North Dakota.  </p>
<p>Benson has put up some quality numbers in the D-League in recent years but has yet to be signed by a NBA team.  He compares himself to Kevin Garnett, except he says “I ain’t worth a dollar.”  </p>
<p>This clip chronicles some of Ryan Anderson’s draft prep so far, Rod Benson style.  Check it out.</p>
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