Well, maybe it isn’t fair to compare tennis player Ashley Harkleroad’s front cover, um, spread on Playboy with Jessica Simpson’s cover for her upcoming debut country album, Do You Know, but what place does fairness have on a blog like this, anyway?

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Actually, the Macy’s-stumping Simpson does look good on the cover, mostly because we were relieved to see she didn’t opt for a #9 jersey in order to further jinx boyfriend Tony Romo. (Hey, ever since she got cheesy about her Dallas Cowboys beau, we don’t trust her).
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It’s neither a bomb nor da bomb, but Jessica Simpson’s country single “Come on Over” is creeping into the Top 30 of Billboard’s country chart.
Did you just raise your eyebrow and think, “Really?” ‘Cause that’s what we did when we discovered that Tony Romo’s blonder, lingerie-hawking half wasn’t laughed out of Nashville.

Jessica Simpson, possibly laughing and on her way to the bank, following the success of her country single.
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But while country fans are embracing her music, PETA is trashing her wardrobe. Because of that little red shirt Simpson wore while out with Romo, PETA is getting scarily …read more

Stealing a page right out of the Katie Holmes Thesaurus,* Jessica Simpson is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, not chicken.
The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. “Absolutely amazing,” according to People.com.
Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the ‘zine site: 
“They’re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. …read more

Since the Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo rumors are currently favoring togetherness, posting about the starlet’s new single, Come On Over, is fair game. (We said so).
Curious? Listen to Simpson’s song on WQIK.
Warning: It’s country music. This bloggerette generally avoids country music the way LeBron James steers clear of a wedding with his baby mama (times three, supposedly), so we’re not the best source of assessing whether it’s good or bad. However, voters on the WQIK site liked it with a roughly 60/40 split last time we checked.

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And hey, no matter what, you know it’s going to be better than …read more