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Actually, the Macy’s-stumping Simpson does look good on the cover, mostly because we were relieved to see she didn’t opt for a #9 jersey in order to further jinx boyfriend Tony Romo. (Hey, ever since she got cheesy about her Dallas Cowboys beau, we don’t trust her).

Need a Jessica fix or a good laugh, depending on your view of her? Check out the video for her “Come on Over” single.

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Did you just raise your eyebrow and think, “Really?” ‘Cause that’s what we did when we discovered that Tony Romo’s blonder, lingerie-hawking half wasn’t laughed out of Nashville.

Jessica Simpson, possibly laughing and on her way to the bank, following the success of her country single.

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But while country fans are embracing her music, PETA is trashing her wardrobe. Because of that little red shirt Simpson wore while out with Romo, PETA is getting scarily controlling and bossy claiming she has no right—yes, you read that correctly—to eat meat.

Anyone else smell a future Simpson pop country tune all about enjoying country ribs?

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Believe It or Not, Jessica Simpson’s Country Single Is a Hit

The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. “Absolutely amazing,” according to People.com.

Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the ‘zine site: 

“They’re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”

Wait a minute! Isn’t Tony Romo supposed to be the big inspiration here? WTF?

Now we don’t know what to envision when we listen to Jessica’s new single, “Come On Over.”

OK, you have us. We don’t plan to listen to it again anyway. But still.

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Hint: What’s Katie’s favorite adjective when describing Tom Cruise and/or daughter Suri?

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Curious? Listen to Simpson’s song on WQIK.

Warning: It’s country music. This bloggerette generally avoids country music the way LeBron James steers clear of a wedding with his baby mama (times three, supposedly), so we’re not the best source of assessing whether it’s good or bad. However, voters on the WQIK site liked it with a roughly 60/40 split last time we checked.

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And hey, no matter what, you know it’s going to be better than the singing debut of the Dallas Cowboys QB earlier this month.

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Proof That Jessica Simpson Sings Better Than Tony Romo