I mean, I’m not about to stop you if you buy it, but Mr Parish will not be held responsible for your loss of money or equilibrium. Commando: Steel Disaster, which previously looked like a cute shooter, still looks like a cute shooter. But looks can be deceiving, friend.
“See, it’s funny that it’s called Steel Disaster, because it’s both stolen and a disaster.” – Nich Maragos

Fun fact: “warm gun” can serve as as many sexual euphemisms.
Senor Jeremy Parisho of Gamespite.net blogs about games sometimes. He hopes you’ll check out a Nintendo DS title that will doubtlessly be looked over this holiday season: Commando: Steel Disaster. For the sake of spikey-haired anime mascots who are actually adorable, I hope you will, too.