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Jessica Simpson has been on concert for the last several months, and it appears that a few things remain constant from show to show: she forgets the lyrics to her songs (”Come on Over” seems to be the one that she spaces on most), she wears her daisy duke shorts a lot (especially when someone calls her “fat”), and she gushes on and on about Tony Romo.
The thing I have to wonder is, if you’re paying to hear her sing (and yes, people actually do that) are you getting your money’s worth by having her …read more

Question: Why is Jessica Simpson such an easy target for bloggers?
A. She says stupid things on television, be it an interview or, once upon a time, any one of numerous head-scratching moments from “Newlyweds.”
B. She says stupid things during interviews with magazines.
C. She says stupid things during concerts.
D. As if “All of the Above” isn’t the obvious answer.
Yes, the answer is D, but let’s focus on choice C for a moment.
First, she proclaimed her “retirement” from pop concerts during her country debut. A bright and shiny dunce cap in fuchsia goes to anyone who believes that prediction.
Second, in addition to …read more

Let’s play “Guess the Cheese” for a moment.
Here’s a Jessica Simpson quote from her Saturday night country music concert debut in Wisconsin. Despite our self-proclaimed foodie status, we aren’t able to identify precisely what kind of cheese Simpson employs in this dedication to Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, but a curdled dairy product it is indeed:
“He throws a football and he’s really really good at it. He is my better tomorrow and I wrote this song for him. It’s called You’re My Sunday.”
Speaking of Sundays, we know more than one Dallas fan who hopes Simpson steers clear of Romo on just about every …read more

As entertaining as the Alex Rodriguez reality-tv-show-disguised-as-reality is, the MLB has opted to go with alternate forms of celebrity entertainment for the All-Star events at Yankee Stadium.
Yesterday the league sponsored a free Bon Jovi concert in Central Park. (Digression: We once saw Bon Jovi at a Miami party but totally blew off ’cause we didn’t want to go all fangirl on him).
People.com reports that 3 Doors Down will provide music to swing by (but not, we presume, swing music) tomorrow night for the does-it-or-doesn’t-it-wreck-your-swing Home Run Derby. On Tuesday, Sheryl Crow will kick things off with the national anthem (take that, Lance and …read more