Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Thighs

I check people out at the gym. Both males and females. Not in the traditional, creepster sense, but in genuine admiration.
The other day I was on the elliptical and spotted a girl with AMAZING legs. You know the ones: those thin, toned, runner legs I would do anything for, except, you know, run many, many miles a day.
This is the point when my thoughts can go one of two ways. I can think of how much I hate my legs, how I could never get those legs even if I tried and how I secretly wished that her car would …read more