When news of High School Musical star Zac Efron showed up at the Halo 3 launch last week, we knew something was up. Combine this with the fact that Efron just ended his relationship with Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens and you’ve got pre-diarrhea rumblings.

The excrement hit the fan when Dateline came out with a write-up of a rumored relationship between Zac Efron and Master Chief. The article also revealed that the two has been spending more time together, and there are pictures to prove it.

“I’ve been saying that Master Chief is a huge f*g for years, but no …read more

The name of your imaginary girlfriend is Cortana.
You make sweeping statements like “Halo has sold more copies than any other game AND blockbuster film.”
You bought an Xbox 360 for Halo 3, a game that’s not out yet.
You make excuses (i.e. “corridors are similar because the ring world is forerunner”) for poor level design.
You prefer using controllers over the keyboard/mouse control scheme.
You don’t put in your real name when trolling a blog that discusses Halo’s flaws.
You keep saying “it’s just a beta” when discussing Halo 3’s graphical weaknesses.
You drink non-alcoholic beer.
You don’t check your facts.
You presume that if you disagree with …read more