Well, maybe it isn’t fair to compare tennis player Ashley Harkleroad’s front cover, um, spread on Playboy with Jessica Simpson’s cover for her upcoming debut country album, Do You Know, but what place does fairness have on a blog like this, anyway?

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Actually, the Macy’s-stumping Simpson does look good on the cover, mostly because we were relieved to see she didn’t opt for a #9 jersey in order to further jinx boyfriend Tony Romo. (Hey, ever since she got cheesy about her Dallas Cowboys beau, we don’t trust her).
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Note to Gisele Bundchen: You aren’t the only QB arm charm with a lingerie link. Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo’s lightbulb squeeze* Jessica Simpson is launching Jessica Simpson Intimates, a line of sexy underthings hoping to wean chicks from their VS loyalty. (Not happending for this bloggerette. Vickie’s all the way!)
 
Jessica Simpson, possibly scoping out Tanika Ray’s girls and getting ready to pitch the Jessica Simpson Intimates line.
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We’re not sure which is the greater offense by Simpson: making a country album *shudder* OR giving us all TMI about her lingerie philosophy:
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