She’s a bust-a-rific blonde bombshell who has sung, ditzed, and Daisy Duked her way onto pop culture with flypaper-like verve. He’s a star quarterback who “performs well” for the Dallas Cowboys.
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in the (no pun intended) sack. What’s it like?
Alas, the crossover country singer leaves little to the imagination. Thanks to an interview with people, the whole English-speaking world knows that she . . . passes gas under the sheets.

Jessica Simpson sings and toots. 
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Oh, don’t give us that look. First of all, you know that we try to stay PG-13 on this blog. Second, …read more

Question: Why is Jessica Simpson such an easy target for bloggers?
A. She says stupid things on television, be it an interview or, once upon a time, any one of numerous head-scratching moments from “Newlyweds.”
B. She says stupid things during interviews with magazines.
C. She says stupid things during concerts.
D. As if “All of the Above” isn’t the obvious answer.
Yes, the answer is D, but let’s focus on choice C for a moment.
First, she proclaimed her “retirement” from pop concerts during her country debut. A bright and shiny dunce cap in fuchsia goes to anyone who believes that prediction.
Second, in addition to …read more

Let’s play “Guess the Cheese” for a moment.
Here’s a Jessica Simpson quote from her Saturday night country music concert debut in Wisconsin. Despite our self-proclaimed foodie status, we aren’t able to identify precisely what kind of cheese Simpson employs in this dedication to Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, but a curdled dairy product it is indeed:
“He throws a football and he’s really really good at it. He is my better tomorrow and I wrote this song for him. It’s called You’re My Sunday.”
Speaking of Sundays, we know more than one Dallas fan who hopes Simpson steers clear of Romo on just about every …read more

It’s neither a bomb nor da bomb, but Jessica Simpson’s country single “Come on Over” is creeping into the Top 30 of Billboard’s country chart.
Did you just raise your eyebrow and think, “Really?” ‘Cause that’s what we did when we discovered that Tony Romo’s blonder, lingerie-hawking half wasn’t laughed out of Nashville.

Jessica Simpson, possibly laughing and on her way to the bank, following the success of her country single.
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But while country fans are embracing her music, PETA is trashing her wardrobe. Because of that little red shirt Simpson wore while out with Romo, PETA is getting scarily …read more