We thought Brett Favre retired.

We saw him get all verklempt at his farewell speech.

And now we read that he’s contemplating a comeback with his beloved Green Bay Packers?

Sure, next you’ll tell us that the Tampa Bay Rays leading the AL East or that people kinda like Jessica Simpson’s country single. 

*loyal minion whispers from offstage and points to headlines* 

Oh, hold on a minute . . . we’re not in Kansas anymore, are we, Toto?

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Did you just raise your eyebrow and think, “Really?” ‘Cause that’s what we did when we discovered that Tony Romo’s blonder, lingerie-hawking half wasn’t laughed out of Nashville.

Jessica Simpson, possibly laughing and on her way to the bank, following the success of her country single.

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But while country fans are embracing her music, PETA is trashing her wardrobe. Because of that little red shirt Simpson wore while out with Romo, PETA is getting scarily controlling and bossy claiming she has no right—yes, you read that correctly—to eat meat.

Anyone else smell a future Simpson pop country tune all about enjoying country ribs?

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