The Alex Rodriguez divorce drama has simmered down in recent weeks, pleas for the Madonna rumors to be false—in lieu of recent paparazzi pics—notwithstanding.
However, with A-Rod publicly commenting for the first time since the July 7 doomsday filing, we couldn’t resist the urge to take another swipe at our least favorite New York Yankee.
People.com ran an article from which we derived these, the top 5 dumb things the All-Star said (via filed documents) about his split from almost-ex Cynthia Rodriguez:
1. He admits that the marriage is irretrievably broken. Um, ya think? Deep thoughts, people, these are deep thoughts.
2. Because Florida …read more

People.com reports that Cynthia Rodriguez has a thing or two to say about the split from her New York Yankees ex-hubby-to-be and all the Madonna rumors.
Here are some of our favorite nuggets from the article:

C-Rod told New York Post columnist Cindy Adams that she still loves her husband. What better way to proclaim said love than dishing to a well-known gossip writer?
She isn’t in the mood to revisit the issue of A-Rod’s infidelities, which she cited as a reason for the divorce. We get it, that’s cool. But apparently this infidelity thing wasn’t a big enough issue last year, post-Mystery Blonde, …read more

Welcome to the world of New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez. Yesterday, he tied Mickey Mantle’s 536 HRs. (The good news is, we were at Yankee Stadium to see it. The bad news is, the Boston Red Sox lost. Yeah, more about that experience tomorrow.)
But today, the headlines are all about the D word we all knew was coming thanks to Stray-Rod not being able to keep it in his pants. CNN reports that Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce today in Miami-Dade county near the couples’ gazillion dollar home in Coral Gables, FL.
Go #13!
It’s shaping up to be quite a week …read more

The New York Post, with characteristic understatement and subtlety, claims that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and arm charm with a wedding band wife Cynthia are taking the Last Train to Splitsville.
More Stray-Rod drama. Sigh.
Here are the 3 lessons we’ve discerned from the rumors thus far:
1. There’s apparently a hierarchy among flings. Last year, A-Rod’s Toronto babe mishap resulted in a babymaking session with his wife shortly thereafter. But now that Madonna rumors are swirling, it’s the last straw?
2. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. As the NY Post reports, C-Rod (wish we thought of that nickname!) …read more