The Darth Vader Clock Radio includes an alarm clock that will wake you using one of three pre-recorded soundbytes from the voice of Vader himself, James Earl Jones. The time is displayed with glowing red LED numbers embedded in Vader’s eyes, and the radio includes a built-in input jack for your MP3 player.

It even has a snooze button, but manufacturer Sakar warns if you hit the snooze, you do so “at your own risk.”

Maybe he’ll show you the power of the dark side.

Or tell you how unwise you are to lower your defenses.

Or perhaps he’ll say, “Sleep does not concern me. I want you awake, not excuses.”

Okay, I’m out.

Image: Sakar.

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I find your lack of activity disturbing

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