I once came to a point with a girlfriend that I knew we were headed down different paths. She was off to Europe for a study-abroad program and I had been searching for reasons to keep dating for quite some time. The looming distance was a catalyst for me to end things. Since I had no desire to see most of my belongings scattered on the front lawn or burning in a pile, I realized that tact was going to have to be a key element in the break-up.
Gentlemen, if you realize that your relationship ‘just isn’t meant to be’, …read more

You can tell a lot about a girl by the drink that she orders.  Fun, flirty, boring or a stick in the mud; all of these things can be figured out with a bit of investigation.  How do I know?  Because I’m a girl and I know what girls are like.  So the next time you’re on a date with a girl and you can’t quite read her, wait until the waitress comes around.  And take note, because this could determine the outcome of your night.
If she orders Red Wine:
I wouldn’t jump the gun here and assume that she is …read more

Outside of the obvious vulgar terms, there are so many names that women don’t want to be called that I started making a list. But I’ll be honest ladies, sometimes we don’t call you by your real name because:

We actually forget your name.
We don’t want to slip up and call you by another woman’s name.
We are lazy. It’s just so much easier to call every female “babe”

The other night, I referred to my friend’s girlfriend as his “chick.” All hell broke loose. She said it was “extremely derogatory.” I told her that I was going to turn her into a …read more

I often hear people (mainly women) talking about finding their soulmate or “the one.” And I wonder if such a thing actually exists. For me, I have some general guidelines on what would be the ideal woman for me. And though my tastes might be picky and my preferences might change from time to time, I highly doubt that there is just one “the one” in the world.
I mean seriously, if there was just one, it would be highly doubtful that I’d find her among all the women around the globe. I’m not trying to be humorous or even philosophical, …read more

When you hit your late 20’s and have dated a lot of women, you start to think about finding one and settling down. Not necessarily into marriage, but you know… just getting exclusive.
Throughout college, it didn’t make sense to me to get into a monogamous relationship. After all, I went to undergrad at USC and grad school at Pepperdine. Sunshine. Gorgeous chicks everywhere. Well, you get the picture. I just didn’t want to limit myself.
So, here I am now a few years later at 27 starting to think that one woman might be enough. But then every time I start …read more

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Madonna, who tends to have a short attention span in general, is apparently ALMOST done with A-Rod. Not entirely done, of course, because she’s keeping him in the wings while she gets busy with a young model named Jesus Luz.
She does have a thing for those Latino men, doesn’t she? I can’t say as I blame her.
Madonna’s sites are on Jesus Luz but she’s not letting go of A-Rod entirely. He’s still visiting her on and off and she’s apparently willing to lend him to her pal Donna Karan …read more

Congratulations to Stacie who is the winner of the Day of the Dead on DVD!
As part of the contest, I asked readers to list the scariest hookups in celebrity history. Stacie and Linda both said they felt the Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett romance was the weirdest (spookiest, creepiest) of all time.
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I have to agree, that was an odd. What was Lyle Lovett thinking?
The other vote was for Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown matchup.
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That was an odd one, although they did last together for a whole decade. That’s an …read more