The Roger Clemens Show has one plot twist after another.
Just this week we had The Rocket’s 5-hour congressional hearing; gauze-wielding, syringe-saving Brian McNamee’s testimony; and McNamee’s claim that Debbie Clemens had an intimate encounter with an HGH injection. And now we have Penn professors joining the all-star cast.
Last month, Clemens’ agent Randy Hendricks issued an 18,000-word statistical report claiming the pitcher’s late-career standout stats were due to “adjustments.”
The professors say, “Nice try, but . . . um, no. We don’t think so.”
Their rationale reminds us of all those statistics classes we’re trying to forget. (Hey, we need to free up …read more

David and Victoria Beckham, it’s at times like this that we truly appreciate your respective hotness. Or would that be hotnesses?
In one corner, you have the Roger Clemens-Brian McNamee edition of Days of Our Lives. Adding to the overall “WTF?”-ness of the whole steroid shebang is the latest McNamee bombshell that he also injected the 7-time Cy Young winner’s wife Debbie Clemens with HGH.
But in another corner, thankfully, you have the Beckhams. They’re not embroiled in a steroid abuse scandal, they’re not licking their Super Bowl wounds as we imagine Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are, and they aren’t having …read more

Truth be told, we weren’t that surprised when Brian McNamee fingered Roger Clemens as a steroid kinda guy, whether it’s true or not. But nevah evah did we think Debbie Clemens, The Rocket’s daintier half, would be among The Chosen Ones.
McNamee claims that Mrs. Clemens, looking pretty darn buff here in a 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, had HGH injected while preparing for the salacious shoot.
As faithful reader Prospero aptly pointed out, sometimes the Blog Deities really are generous in doling out foddah. But who knew they worked late on Fridays?