– South Carolina’s Representative Says He’s Sorry, Says He Forgot He Wasn’t A Member of English Parliament –
South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson hastily apologized for shouting out, “You lie!” during President Obama’s health care speech to Congress last night.
Following Wilson’s outburst, there was an uncomfortable silence as every single politician in the chamber thought Wilson was talking to them.
The second-term Republican rep maintained he’d been confused that, with all the talk about national health care, he thought he was a member of the English Parliament where such outbursts during the prime minister’s speeches are considered routine.
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– Sarah Palin To Step Down As Governor, Looks To Replace Billy Mays As Product Spokesperson –
In a stunning move, Sarah Palin today announced she was planning to resign the governorship of Alaska in a few weeks in order to concentrate her efforts on a second career as a product pitch person for such well-known products as Oxy-Clean and the ShamWow.
Either that or she’s going to run for President in 2012.
Palin made the announcement at press conference held in her Wasilla home in a surprise move sure to delight Democrats and Republicans alike.
Republicans are said to be overjoyed that …read more