Tennis Scandals and a Job for Don Shula

Wow, tennis has been the Britney Spears of the sports world lately.\\r\\n\\r\\nFirst it was the icky-squicky case of pink-panty-wearing coach Claire Lyte bad-touching her 13-year-old pupil. (Enough hyphens there for ya?). Lyte ended up with two years and nine month in the clink.\\r\\n\\r\\nThen we mentioned the Match-Fixing Controversy.\\r\\n\\r\\nAfter that it was the Martina Hingis Snort Party Allegations.\\r\\n\\r\\nAnd now we have a ghastly, toss-your-cookies (especially if your Tommy Haas) revelation ripe for Hercule Poirot: The mysterious ailment that struck German player Tommy Haas during the David Cup match on September 23 is now under investigation. It seems someone played chemistry, skull-and-crossbones style, at Haas\\\’ …read more