Seriously, who wants to go to court this badly?
On Friday at 3am, North Carolina man Herbert Bristol was so eager to make it to his court date that he drove his car through the courthouse. Appearing for, you guessed it, drunk driving charges, Bristol drove his car through the building then calmly got out, cigarette in hand.
Word to the wise, Herb.  Don’t show up to your DUI court date drunk.  That’s usually frowned upon.
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Donte Stallworth has officially been charged with DUI manslaughter after a “March 14 accident that killed 59-year-old Mario Reyes.”

Stallworth is a wide receiver with the Cleveland Browns, and had a blood-alcohol level of “.126, well above Florida’s legal limit of .08.” If convicted he could spent up to 15 years in prison.
Stallworth came forward right away when the accident happened, and has said that he is “grief-stricken” about the accident. The Browns have him on curfew and the league will review the case on its own since alcohol was involved.
Image: Newscom.

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OK, maybe stun isn’t the right word. I mean, who doesn’t like to celebrate May Day? Evidently not the jovial Italian (OK, Canadian) pro wrestling heel Santino Marella (real name Anthony Carelli) and former WBO featherweight champion Scott Harrison. Both have been pulled over in the past week on suspicion of drunk driving.
The Wrestling World News reported that Marella was arrested outside Tampa, Florida at 2:57 a.m. His blood alcohol level was reportedly a paltry .061, .02 lower than the legal limit. With a good lawyer Marella shouldn’t …read more