“Screech” to Wrestle: AKA Hulk Hogan’s Definition of Celebrity

Certain reality TV shows are like those haunted house rides at the carnival: They seem like harmless fun on the outside but once you’re in, you’re ashamed at having fallen for hype and stupidity, so you can’t wait for it to end.
Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling series, with a cast like this, has a good shot at becoming one of those shows.
The Zoner gave us the heads-up on this and at first we thought it was too bad to be true. Alas, it’s as real as Paris Hilton’s dark roots when she came out of the pokey.
Note the could-it-be-any-looser definition of …read more