How Dwayne Wade Nearly Ruined My Day at the Beach Without Even Knowing It

Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat seems like a good sport and all, what with the Inside the NBA gig and the T-Mobile “Who’s In Your Top 5?” commercials. So we can’t really blame him for not anticipating our reaction to this photo, which the Bee took when we headed to Miami Beach on Memorial Day weekend:
 
Here’s how things went downhill.
We saw the above banner about Dwayne Wade hosting a party at a nightclub. (It happened to be Hip Hop Weekend in South Beach while we were there, hence the party).
Thinking about Dwayne Wade made us think of Star Jones *shudders*  . …read more