I’m pretty sure that I’ve written about Fat Princess before but it’s Sunday and I’m just too damn lazy to go looking for the link. And anyway, I’m pretty sure I wrote something about the controversy surrounding Fat Princess and that really doesn’t have anything to do with what I’m writing today.
The point is that I suck at Fat Princes.
I downloaded the demo from the Playstation Network, very excited to finally try my hand at the game.
I selected the “play with yourself” option since I am new to this whole cake filled wonderment and didn’t want to embarrass myself. Also, …read more

Well, it’s Monday, and the PlayStation news has slowed to a trickle. Today we have some great news for Resistance fans, and some bad news for Final Fantasy fans, as well as what could be an actually interesting new Home space. Here are the headlines:

Resistance: Retribution finally has a release date, and the PSP title will be hitting store shelves on March 17.
If you were curious as to what the new EA Sports Complex in Home will look like, check out this guided tour.
It looks like those of us in North America won’t be getting a demo of Final Fantasy …read more

Holly from “Feministe” made a post about Titan Studios’ upcoming Fat Princess titled, Well, That Was Bound To Happen.
Exactly what was “bound to happen” depends on your outlook on the premise of Fat Princess. Holly is referring to Fat Princess being the catalyst for a flood of fat-hating games now that Titan has made it permissible. Counter-bloggers refer to Fat Princess as the game that was bound to piss of someone, somewhere.
As for me, I’m just confused. And kind of hungry.

I don’t care how delicious that strawberry shortcake looks! Can’t you see you’re falling into the enemy’s hands?!
The beauty thing about video games is that developers can go nuts with plot points and mechanics that no movie director, regardless of country of origin, would have the balls to attempt.
(Not counting pornography because some of that shit is just wow.)