EveryJoe » Flash Games http://www.everyjoe.com Sports News - Tech Reviews - Entertainment - Life Tips for EveryJoe Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:47:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Spray Paint the Fur http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/spray-paint-the-fur-95/ http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/spray-paint-the-fur-95/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:44:53 +0000 Amy Tucker http://www.ironicgamer.com/2008/03/29/spray-paint-the-fur/ Post from: EveryJoe

Spray Paint the Fur

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Apparently PETA is pissed at Burberry for “selling the fur off of the backs of animals”. So, PETA had a little Flash game created where you take a cute and cuddly animal and have it spray paint some fur.

Honestly, the game is rather boring and the music kind of made me want to kill myself. BUT, it was rather endearing to watch Fluffy become a vandal.

Click the picture or this link to manipulate your own little vandalizing critter.

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Spray Paint the Fur

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Game Helps You Choose a Candidate

]]> blood-ballot.jpgAre you having a tough time choosing between Clinton and Obama?

Well, do I have the tool for you.

Blood Ballot!

Fight it out and see who wins.

Choosing a candidate has never been easier.

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Game Helps You Choose a Candidate

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Turkey Games

]]> dressed turkey.jpgIt’s Thanksgiving here in the states today.

In honor of the food laden holiday, here are two “games” for you that both involve turkeys.

The first, Turkey To Go, is addictive, loud and annoying.

Basically, it’s everything that a good Flash game should be.

The second, Dress the Turkey, isn’t so much a game as an utter time waster.

There’s really no point other than to make your turkey look like a huge fool.

It’s fun, though.

Anyway, I’m off to cook and drink too much wine. Wish me luck.

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Turkey Games

]]> http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/turkey-games-95/feed/ 2 Tiny List of Flash Time Wasters http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/tiny-list-of-flash-time-wasters-95/ http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/tiny-list-of-flash-time-wasters-95/#comments Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:00:52 +0000 Amy Tucker http://www.ironicgamer.com/2007/11/08/tiny-list-of-flash-time-wasters/ Post from: EveryJoe

Tiny List of Flash Time Wasters

]]> step2_top.jpgHave you noticed how serious gaming has gotten?

What happened to the days of Bejeweled and time-suck Tetris?

Oh…that’s right…next gen consoles.

Anyway, in honor of those foregone years when times were a bit more simple, I have compiled a far from exhaustive list of highly addictive Flash games.

Because seriously, who doesn’t like to waste an hour [or five] on completely useless games?

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

#1 http://www.shaunthesheep.com/games/woolyjumper/

#2 http://www.ncra.tifr.res.in/~samiris/games/reflex.html

#3 http://fsk.deviantart.com/art/Line-Rider-beta-40255643

#4 http://tinyurl.com/yo6llg

#5 http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bugs.htm

#6 http://homokaasu.org/gasgames/game.gas?21

#7 http://www.onemorelevel.com/games.php?game=603

[#5 kind of scares me]

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Tiny List of Flash Time Wasters

]]> http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/tiny-list-of-flash-time-wasters-95/feed/ 1 Be Unique, A Multiplayer Flash Game With A Twist http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/be-unique-a-multiplayer-flash-game-with-a-twist-95/ http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/be-unique-a-multiplayer-flash-game-with-a-twist-95/#comments Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:56:59 +0000 Patrick Quek http://www.ironicgamer.com/2007/10/22/be-unique-a-multiplayer-flash-game-with-a-twist/ Post from: EveryJoe

Be Unique, A Multiplayer Flash Game With A Twist

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Be Unique, A Multiplayer Flash Game With A Twist

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Line Rider

]]> Line Rider, a game or toy (as the creator called it), stretches your artistic talent and projectile calculation ability.

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Fans actually make this into a music video.

More Line Rider videos

His Life is in Your Hands via Gari

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Line Rider

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Cockroach Dream

]]> If you are afraid of cockroaches (I’m scare of flying ones), don’t play this game. Otherwise, you can smack these cute little roaches to your heart’s content.

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Tasty Roaches via Gari@Suta

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Cockroach Dream

]]> http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/cockroach-dream-95/feed/ 0 Show No Mercy to Teletubbies! http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/show-no-mercy-to-teletubbies-95/ http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/show-no-mercy-to-teletubbies-95/#comments Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:03:55 +0000 Patrick Quek http://ironicgamer.com/2006/08/31/show-no-mercy-to-teletubbies/ Post from: EveryJoe

Show No Mercy to Teletubbies!

]]> I admit I don’t like Teletubbies…I just can’t force myself to love them until now. Is more like a Killing-Them-Makes-Me-Happy relationship after I played the game and I realize they are actually quite cute. Really.

By the way, you can use a chainsaw, pistol or sniper rifle to do a Teletubby Headshot.

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Kill the Teletubbies Game

Stop the Lala and PooPoo via Wonderland

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Show No Mercy to Teletubbies!

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Zidane in Pokemon, Pikapika

]]> Zidane’s life after retirement…star in games such as Pokemon.

Zidane in Pokemon, Pikapika

Or in his own signature game.

Instructions: Mouse to move, left-click: head butt.

Zidanechu via yyjoy

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Zidane in Pokemon, Pikapika

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Play Fireworks

]]> fireworksWith the right timing, you can treat yourself to the red, white and blue displays of fireworks.

Dazzling.

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Play Fireworks

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