Final Fantasy IV DS: Inner Thoughts

I love Final Fantasy IV and I’ve already made plans to marry Final Fantasy IV DS, but let’s face it: the game was melodramatic a thousand years ago and it has not grown sunnier with age.
In fact, the new translation really amps up the angst factor. The droning voice acting has also allowed me the opportunity to work on retorts.
I crack these retorts when I am playing alone. As you might suspect, I am often alone.
Please be aware of spoilers.