I always feel bad when a Harvest Moon game lets me down, because I feel like a bitter old bitch. I can feel Natsume frowning at me and saying, “It’s called Island of Happiness. How can you possibly dislike it, you ice-hearted witch? Do you hate happiness?”
And then I have to steel myself and say, “No! They’re wrong, too!” See, I do hate happiness and the laughter of children, but when I put down a game because the graphics are giving me a pounding headache, I think both Natsume and myself are in the wrong.

Donkey Kong Country popped some heads back in its day with its pre-rendered 3D graphics omg just like the dinosaurs from Jurasic Park!!!!! In the today-days, it’s often considered one of the most overrated titles of all time.
I liked Donkey Kong Country and I still like it (Donkey Kong Country 2 is an excellent platformer and no hostage taker will get me to say otherwise). But I’m not about to start any fights to defend its Gameboy incarnation, Donkey Kong Land because that was just a goddamn bad idea.