Perez Hilton: Gossip Insider, Pop Culture Blogger, and . . . Wrestler?

Leave it to the pop culture landscape to parallel the scientific world.
In one corner, we have the particle accelerator in Geneva poised to set up a high-speed atom collision. It is one of the costliest and complex experiments ever and took almost 20 years to achieve.
In another corner, we have another potential collision: less costly, less complex, but equally unpredictable. That would be the smackdown between WWE wrestler Santino (2m, 6s):

and gossip pro Perez Hilton.
How come Hulk Hogan didn’t think of this one?
A shout-out goes to fellow blogger Michael Hayes of Steady Burn for sending this our way!