– Stories Ripped Off From Today’s Headlines –
Chris DeWolfe Out As My Space CEO
Smokey De Bear Still Employed

Can’t believe he’s not one of your Top Friends…
Poll Results: Americans High On Obama
Country Refuses To Enter Rehab, Remains Addicted to Government Bailouts and Massive Power Grabbing
Freddie Mac CEO Found Dead In His Home
Worse Yet, He Was Behind In His Mortgage Payments
Freddie Mac CEO Found Dead In His Home
Congress Approves $2.7 Trillion to Pay for Funeral, Says Costs Could Escalate Further

Favorable terms on mausoleum for housing executive raises questions…
Freddie Mac CEO Found Dead In His Home
Suicide Note Indicates Frustration At Not …read more

Fearing Bank Failures, FDIC Raises Fees; Move Seen Likely To Increase Bank Failures; Fearing Additional Failures, FDIC To Raise Fees; Lather-Rinse-Repeat
Private investigators, lawyers and whores (sorry for the redundancy) will all tell you, “When in doubt, follow the money.”
Let’s give that a shot with regard to the current banking mess, shall we?
We’ll walk through the whole process step-by-step — but, hold on, you might get a little dizzy…
Step One: The Federal government decided everyone was entitled to a house regardless of whether they could afford it and drafted a bunch of laws and regulations, such as the Community …read more