Bizlevity News Headlines — 09/07/09

– Stories Ripped Off From Today’s News –
NFL Star Accused Of Choking MTV’s Tila Tequila
Assault Marks First Time Player Tried to Perform Community Service Before Being Sentenced

On next play, cops pick up blitzing linebacker
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Thousands Of Fake Votes Cast In Afghanistan Election
Country Adopts U.S. Policy Of How Officials Are Elected In Illinois

“I’m Rod Blagojevich and I approved of this tactic.”
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Like They Did With Mortgages, Wall Street Banks Look To Securitize Life Insurance Policies
FNMA To Guarantee New Securities As Government Officials Tout Benefit That Now Just About Everyone Will Be Able To Afford to Kill Grandma
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