I once came to a point with a girlfriend that I knew we were headed down different paths. She was off to Europe for a study-abroad program and I had been searching for reasons to keep dating for quite some time. The looming distance was a catalyst for me to end things. Since I had no desire to see most of my belongings scattered on the front lawn or burning in a pile, I realized that tact was going to have to be a key element in the break-up.
Gentlemen, if you realize that your relationship ‘just isn’t meant to be’, …read more

We all get there at some point. The girl you are with becomes the girl you want to be without. She gets annoying, clinging, or slightly stalker-ish and the only thing you can think of is how to bail. For me, when I discovered that the love of my life had been banging her boss, I came up with a plan of how to get rid of her with finesse, style, grace, and epic amounts of pain to drive the point to home. “Get out of my F-ing life, you psycho!”
Let her catch you nailing her best friend. First, you …read more