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Who are you kidding?

Just to make you day that much funner, EveryJoe has assembled a sweet little list to help you waste your time wisely.

It all depends on what strikes your fancy, but I like laughing at people.  If you do too then check out,

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

If you want to take it one step further and mockingly laugh at people, then look no further than,

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Are you in the habit of texting people when you are drunk?  Duh?  Well, if you want to see some of the best drunk texts ever sent, then visit

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

But good luck trying to get one on there.  I’ve spent countless nights getting drunk, making bad decisions, and texting about it for the sole purpose of having some great material to get on that site.  And so far, nada.  If you’ve ever gotten on or get on, we’d love to know about it!

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My cousin Joseph, who just happens to be a die hard Sopranos fan showed me this not too long ago, and I just had to share it with you awesome readers of EveryJoe.  This man’s impression is uncanny.  If you close your eyes you’d swear you were in the room with T himself; swearing, lisping, panting and all!

Enjoy!

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Must Watch Video: Tony Soprano Impression

image: Spygadgets.com

One day Kyle’s dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied in the face.

Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, “Son why are you late from school?” Kyle answered, “Dad, we had extra classes today”.  Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his face. His dad told him, “Son this robot is special in that it can detect a Lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth. “Why are you late?” “Dad, I went to a movie”, replied Kyle. “Which movie?”, his father asks. “The Ten Commandments”, says Kyle. Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the robot. “Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen”. “Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved” Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing the last sentence, Kyle’s mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, “After all he is your son!!!”
To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle’s mother a resounding slap on her face!

With that said, check out this “De-FIB-ulator“. The De-FIB-ulator is a hand-held device that is supposed to detect tension in a persons voice. A conventional lie detector detects changes in heart rate and such and isn’t 100% accurate or admissible in court. Neither is this but it could prove to be a fun little device. Sort of like a real lie detector you have to ask the person control questions in order to program it, but once that’s done it’s supposed to be pretty accurate.

To train the DeFIBulator to the human voice, ask your subject 3 yes/no questions and then record the voice to establish a baseline. Then ask the real yes/no questions and watch the figure on the screen. Demonochio’s nose will grow and his horns will appear. The greater the tension in the voice, the longer his nose and horns will be. The DeFIBulator is to be used for amusement only and is guaranteed to be the life of the party.

I wouldn’t go using this to determine if your significant other is cheating or if your kids are lying, but it seems like a cool little novelty to play around with. You can pick one of these up from Spygadgets.com for $48.00.

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De-FIB-ulator Lie Detector

If something does break and there are error messages that come up, WRITE THEM DOWN. I can’t stress this enough, those error messages appear for a reason and usually indicate the problem. If you can’t duplicate the issue then it’s not an issue anymore.

To explain this a little clearer, lets break this apart into easier to digest chunks.

1. When an error message pops up on the screen, it means there is a problem. No, the computer does not spit them out for no apparent reason and no they are not there to amuse and excite (although many of them are quite amusing.
2. Write them down should be a no brainer but so many people click OK without even thinking or reading what the message said. As in the first step above, these messages pop up for a reason. Make sure you keep a copy of them (a screen shot would be best) in a form that someone else will be able to understand. Read: Write out the full error, not just “Microsoft Word said error.”
3. Finally, if you can’t reproduce it, it’s not an issue anymore is not always true. Many times issues that can’t be reproduced are not gone, they are just sleeping. Think of it like when your dog finally takes a break from chewing up your couch. It’s not that he won’t chew anymore, it’s that he’s too tired to eat another cushion. But take heed, follow steps one and two so that you will save your cushions and your couch.

To many people ignore the warnings that are staring them in the face. If your computer starts to act up, spits out funny messages or down right BSODs, stop and open a ticket, call your nearest nerd-tech guy or simply go out for a smoke break. You’ll thank me later, I can guarantee it.

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For the love of all that is helpful, write it down