Why?

Well, the new rule is that minimum car weight must include the weight of the driver. That doesn’t sound too bad . . . except when you consider that there’s a 65-pound difference between Danica and the heaviest IRL driver. (Psst . . . Hey Pat, thanks for sending this our way!)

So what’s a petite hottie to do? Bulk up with Ensure and take eating lessons from “Big Bubba” at Carl’s Cardiac Diner, where a single meal portion could feed a town in Idaho for three days? Or should she enter hot dog eating contests to play catch-up?

Yeah, yeah, they’ll probably just add some stuff to the car to reach the minimum weight but you have to admit, a lot of guys out there just got very excited at the mental imagery of Danica eating a hot dog . . .

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