First of all, after all this time, did she really think a title like “Fresh Out The Oven” was her best bet?  That is one of the lamest titles/lyrics I’ve ever heard.  If you can get past that, you have to deal with the rest of this bland track.  I know she’s working with Pitbull who has been really on fire lately but seriously?  This was the best they could do?

Now, I’ve got to say that the video is super lame.  I’m getting older.  I’m imperfect but I know when a certain look or style is no longer realistic for my age.  I think that people can be sexy at any age but it won’t work if you look desperate and foolish.  I think that J. Lo looks like she’s trying too hard and it’s just not working for me.  Maybe I’m missing something, though.

image: iTunes

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Jennifer Lopez’s Lame “Fresh Out the Oven”

Is it written into contracts?  Must be able to gyrate while soaking wet.  I think it may be a requirement to get a record deal, nowadays.  Check here if you have a six pack.  Check here if we can hose you down and expose said six pack in wet white t-shirt.

It’s probably just a matter of time before American Idol adds an “Idol does wet t-shirt contest.”  In which case I’ll have to agree with Simon Cowell ahead of time.  You all look dreadful.

Britney, JLo and Christina all have one thing in common.  Apart from being mediocre musicians, they all love getting wet at the end of their videos.

Enjoy!

Brit Brit wants to prove that she’s old enough to take care of herself.  How does she prove it?  By dry humping wet pavement during  a thunder storm.

JLo can’t wait for the millennium!  What did she do when it finally arrived?  She insisted on being hosed down while standing on a podium.

And Christina wants you to know that she’s dirty.  And the only way to get clean is to dance in a shower room with other women.  It’s not working, Christina.  You’re still filthy.

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Let’s Get Wet!

All good things must come to an end, I guess. David Beckham has announced that he and Pepsi are no longer affiliated.

***sniff snifff***

Okay, I admit, I LOVED the David Beckham commercials with Pepsi. Loved the creativity and variety of them. David himself said, “I have nothing but good memories of my association with Pepsi. I’ve played a gladiator, a cowboy, a surfer, and worked alongside Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez as well as some of the biggest names in world football.”

I think the Pepsi commercials showed us that David would be great in a little feature flick. (Or perhaps they just showed me that!)

Anywho, this little “breakup” with Pepsi seems very amicable. They were together TEN YEARS though so I’m sure David is grieving the loss a little bit. At least he has the warmth of his loving wife Victoria to help him out. (She won’t be smiling, but she’ll be supportive. She might even give him a hug. Who knows.)

To commemorate the end of the Beckham/Pepsi era, here are my favorite commercials featuring the hunky soccer dude.

This one showed Beckham walking to the locker room and drinking a Pepsi. A little boy follows him and then asks for his shirt. It’s a touching scene, and then turns to humor as the kid takes the shirt, wipes off the can of Pepsi, and gives the shirt back. It’s funny and sweet – how could we resist?

This commercial shows Beckham as part of a fuse ball game. Haven’t we all wondered what it would be like to be one of the little fuse ball dudes? After a few beers? When we’ve been really bored?

This is the infamous surfing commercial, with some very cool scenes of Beckham surfing and playing soccer. (With a little help from some special effects, of course.)

This commercial, however, has to the best one ever. It features Beckham with Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez. The commercial just begs for a J-Lo and Beyonce team up somehow, either in a music video, duet, or movie. (Wouldn’t that be great.) Beckham really isn’t even a factor in this commerical – it’s all about the ladies!

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David Beckham Ends Deal With Pepsi