Amid reports that Jackie Kennedy had a torrid affair with Robert Kennedy and also slept with Marlon Brando, a new book is due out with new, startling revelations of famous people Jackie did not sleep with.

The book, Hey! What About Me, Jackie? is written by renowned celebrity biographer, former paparazzo and twice-convicted Peeping Tom, Orson Buggy.

Buggy’s new book promises to be quick reading since it’s only 25 pages long but the book goes into great detail about the sex that Jackie did not have with Johnny Carson, Paul McCartney and Pope Paul VI.

“It’s well known that Jackie was a huge Beatles fan and felt her reputation might suffer if people found out she slept with Ringo but not McCartney,” explained Mr. Buggy.

“Carson had fame but hadn’t signed a really big contract yet when Jackie was in her prime and it was notoriously difficult to get Pope John VI to pick up a check, so Jackie decided it would be easier to ‘keep it in the family’ and just work her way through the Kennedys. There was even a rumor that she had a lesbian affair with one of the Shrivers.”

“I couldn’t confirm the ‘lesbian fling’ but I included it anyway since that’s pretty much standard procedure when writing about Jackie,” Orson went on to say.

Rich and powerful men in the Sixties and Seventies found the combination of Jackie’s third grade voice and Stepford-Wife-like manner to be virtually irresistible, according to the author.

Hey! What About Me, Jackie? is a cautionary tale about the virtues of being a celebrity and having your sex life combed over like Donald Trump’s hairdo.

The most important thing about being a famous person, Mr. Buggy concludes, is to remain discreet about your sexual liasons.

“And don’t die, either,” says the author, “Because then a whole cottage industry will spring up dedicated to all kinds of wild speculation about your sex life.”

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And you thought the “O” stood for “Onassis”…

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