Senator Ensign Apologizes For Affair

– Says He’s Sorry For Heterosexual Fling, Insists In Future He’ll Try To Get Caught With Gay Staffer –
In an emotional private scene with fellow GOP lawmakers, Senator John Ensign made a heartfelt apology to his fellow party members for not only having an affair, but for making it a heterosexual one.
“I’m aware that the high standards of hypocrisy set by Larry Craig and Mark Foley have been compromised and for that I’m truly sorry,” said Ensign.
According to Politico.com, Senator Ensign was greeted with a round of applause from fellow Republican senators who were said to have been appreciative of …read more