*Blushes and acts oh-so-coquettish*

It’s our one-year blog-iversary!

To celebrate 365 days of snark, scandal, and (sometimes) supermodels in the world of sports, we’re holding a contest.

The game: See that paparazzi pic of A-Rod below? Submit a caption in the comments. But wait! Not just any caption. You have to use each of these three “s” words: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.

The prize: A copy of Jordan McAuley’s book, Secrets to Contacting Celebrities. The funniest caption, as determined by an independent panel, will win.

Not stalking. Contacting. Got it? Good. We don’t want hate mail from celebs. (No it’s OK; we laughed at the thought of a celebrity being aware of our existence, too).

So, here’s the picture. (FYI: He’s dining in NYC here, but this isn’t his recent meal with Madonna). And remember: strikeout, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sarah Palin.

Image: Used with permission www.splashnewsonline.com

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