Stealing a page right out of the Katie Holmes Thesaurus,* Jessica Simpson is certain of at least one thing. Well, we mean besides the fact (finally) that Chicken of the Sea is tuna, not chicken.
The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. “Absolutely amazing,” according to People.com.
Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the ‘zine site: 
“They’re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. …read more

Last week we mentioned that Victoria Beckham turned 34. We posed 10 questions, one of which involved our curiosity as to whether the erstwhile Posh Spice smiled on her birthday. To that we can’t attest one way or the other, but we can certainly see by Exhibit A here that grins still aren’t a priority for David Beckham’s bustier half, seen here shopping yesterday:

Photo courtesy of www.splashnewsonline.com.
We didn’t get invited to the birthday party (that’s 34 straight snubs, in case you were wondering), but MSN Hot Gossip’s rundown of the celebratory and celebrity-filled shindig reads like a Who’s Who in Hollywood: …read more