The sure thing? That lil’ sis Ashlee Simpson, who just had a shotgun wedding recently married the Fall Out Boys’ Pete Wentz, will be an amazing mom. “Absolutely amazing,” according to People.com.

Of the happy newlyweds, Simpson says to the ‘zine site: 

“They’re just the cutest couple in the world . . . They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”

Wait a minute! Isn’t Tony Romo supposed to be the big inspiration here? WTF?

Now we don’t know what to envision when we listen to Jessica’s new single, “Come On Over.”

OK, you have us. We don’t plan to listen to it again anyway. But still.

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Hint: What’s Katie’s favorite adjective when describing Tom Cruise and/or daughter Suri?

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We didn’t get invited to the birthday party (that’s 34 straight snubs, in case you were wondering), but MSN Hot Gossip’s rundown of the celebratory and celebrity-filled shindig reads like a Who’s Who in Hollywood: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Kate Beckinsale, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Eva Longoria, Elton John, and Usher. Oh, and Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, Diddy, Kim Porter, and Heidi Klum were there, too. (WTF? What about Seal? Was he snubbed, too?)

Word is there were lots of ballons, streamers, cupcakes, paintball, and a make-your-own sundae station.

Yes, that last line was a joke. You don’t think VB actually consumes cupcakes and sundaes, do you?

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