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What in the world was he thinking about? Running back Kevin Smith of the Detroit Lions has publically announced that the Lions will be in the playoffs.
Let’s do the math. 0 – 16 last year and probably need 10 victories this year, so they just need, uh, just a second, uh, oh, about 10 more victories! Wonder if any team in the history of the NFL has improved by 10 wins in one season? Wait a minute, the Dolphins went from 1 – 15 to 11 – …read more

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As predicted by your intrepid author, Matt Forte rode all over my Lions. The Lions were pathetic and Matt Forte had a field day.
Matt had one touchdown on the ground and one through the air.
Chicago Bears 34 Detroit Lions 7
Matt Forte shown here stretching for a touchdown. He was a bit short before his knee hit the ground, but the refs figure the Bears will score on the next play anyway, so they gave him the touchdown

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Darren McFadden makes the NFL Football magically float in the air
It is a crazy rookie running back year. Every team seems to have one. It was like they were on sale at Wal-Mart and everyone ran out and bought one.
Next year the Government will have to bail us out as rookie after rookie is sure to go bust, because this is the biggest bubble since the Tulip Bulb craze!
The prize rookie is Darren McFadden, but the problem with Darren is the team he plays for or maybe …read more

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Michael Turner of the Atlanta Falcons. And where are the Stinkin Lions in this picture?

The Detroit Lions stink.
Maybe this should end right there, but that would tell you nothing, because they always seem to stink. They should be renamed the Detroit Stinkin Lions.
How can they lose to the Atlanta Falcons? Oh, that part is easy; any NFL team can lose to another on their home field. But how do you get blown out by a team with a rookie coach, rookie quarterback, rookie linemen, heck probably a …read more

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Rashard Mendenhall does the happy dance after Rivals ranks him number 2 after Darren McFadden
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Rivals.com lists the running backs. Go there and learn about each one.
1. Darren McFadden, 6-1, 217, Arkansas
Arkansas’s best.
2. Rashard Mendenhall, 5-11, 225, Illinois
Only a junior. Dominated Big 10.
3. Jonathan Stewart, 5-10, 230, Oregon
4. Felix Jones, 5-11, 200, Arkansas
5. Chris Johnson, 5-11, 195, East Carolina
Fastest player at the NFL combines.
6. Kevin Smith, 6-0, 210, Central Florida
7. Jamaal Charles, 6-0, 200, Texas
8. Matt …read more