Tingle’s Homoerotic Balloon Fight

My husband bought, imported and is currently playing Tingle’s Balloon Fight DS.
This is grounds for divorce, right? I mean, any humane judge would clearly take my side, correct?
Okay, well. It’s not that bad. I’ve never been much into Balloon Fight myself. I’m more of a Joust-er. I like the idea of battle-ready ostriches.
I vow to someday figure out Tingle’s major malfunction. He obviously has father issues: In Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, he reveals that his father just doesn’t understand why he wants to dress up like a faerie boy and live in the woods instead of doing something …read more