He’ll reportedly discuss life growing up as Terry Bollea (his real name), his three-decades long pro-wrestling career, and all the goods about the last few years (with the reality show, the son’s car crash, the wife filing for divorce, and on and on and on…)

Apparently the book, which will be published by St. Martin’s Press, will be about “320 pages with a 16-page color photo insert.” And oh yeah, the Hulkster got six figures for the deal.

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(No, that’s not a joke. Heck, don’t you think we’d come up with a better title if it were?)

People.com reports that librettist Mark Archer is chatting with producers to bring his obviously unhealthy fixation musical vision of Beckham’s life story via “powerful, gospel-like rock” to the stage.

No word on who will play the do-good LA Galaxy star or his wife Victoria, but can you imagine how fun that audition would be–buff guys trying to Bend It Like Beckham and women putting forth their best sourpuss looks?

Maybe someday, David and Victoria Beckham will be applauding like this on opening night of David Beckham: Theatre of Dreams.

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Chuckles aside, we’d rather see a Beckham musical than a Jesse Ventura court show come to fruition any day.

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