It all makes sense now. Hulk Hogan’s affair with Brooke’s erstwhile pal Christiane Plante, 17-year-old Nick Hogan’s time in the clink, mom/cougar Linda’s 19-year-old boy toy (also Brooke’s friend), and maybe even the squicky Daddy-rubs-lotion photos.
Yes, all the Hogan family drama was sketched out by the Man Upstairs. According to Brooke’s remarks via People.com, the Big Guy nixed the first draft of the Hogan Family Portrait and revised the blueprint to make a family that works.
Something like that.
Brooke also claims there’s been some symbolic role-swapping, as the 20-year-old feels like she’s now a parent to her 48-year-old mother. (Hey, with …read more

Usually when parents get to know the friends of their teen or twentysomething children, it’s with the hope that said friend is a trustworthy pal and a positive influence. But in Brooke Hogan’s family, Meet the Parents sometimes translates as Meet Your Next Screw Toy.
*Pauses to allow readers time for shuddering in horror*
First up is in-need-of-a-vocabulary-brush-up Hulk Hogan, who hopped in the sack with Brooke’s (uh, former) friend Christiane Plante. 
And now Mom Linda Hogan is getting busy with Brooke’s 19-year-old buddy, Charlie Hill.

 Brooke Hogan staring off into the distance, perhaps wondering where she went wrong raising her parents.
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