Yes, all the Hogan family drama was sketched out by the Man Upstairs. According to Brooke’s remarks via People.com, the Big Guy nixed the first draft of the Hogan Family Portrait and revised the blueprint to make a family that works.

Something like that.

Brooke also claims there’s been some symbolic role-swapping, as the 20-year-old feels like she’s now a parent to her 48-year-old mother. (Hey, with the way her Dad paws her, is it any wonder the poor girl is confused?)

Hmm . . . Does this mean Brooke’s going to forsake sexy Maxim video shoots for mom jeans and a minivan?
 

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Brooke Hogan on God’s Plan for Her Family

*Pauses to allow readers time for shuddering in horror*

First up is in-need-of-a-vocabulary-brush-up Hulk Hogan, who hopped in the sack with Brooke’s (uh, former) friend Christiane Plante. 

And now Mom Linda Hogan is getting busy with Brooke’s 19-year-old buddy, Charlie Hill.

 Brooke Hogan staring off into the distance, perhaps wondering where she went wrong raising her parents.

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We envision the parent-friend introductions like this:

Brooke: “Mom/Dad, this is my friend Chick X/Dude Y.”

Mom/Dad: “Are you available? I mean—nice to meet you.”

Friend: “You’re f***ing hot. I mean—nice to meet you, too.”

Mom/Dad: “Wanna shag me? I mean—Brooke, honey, don’t you have an errand to run?”

And the rest is tabloid history, blog foddah, and therapy bills for poor Brooke.   

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