His New York Yankees teammates blew him off as did Madonna (yes, he had the stones to invite her, according to the New York Post via Yahoo!). Mom-Rod was there as well as Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes.

Apparently—and this is almost too weird to be true, but you never know—there were plenty of well-endowed ladies shaking their groove thang to Material Girl. (What, no one tripped the light fantastic to Hung Up?).

Derek Jeter, however, threw a well-attended shindig that included rumored squeeze toy Minka Kelly, Michael Jordan, and Yankees superfan Billy Crystal.

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Derek Jeter, smiling in advance of the All-Star festivities. You can tell he knows that no one’s going to A-Rod’s party.  

Speaking of parties and squeezes, we’re pretty sure former NESN reporter Hazel Mae got her skank flirt on at the going-away (”But not fast enough,” said the bloggerette) party she threw for herself in Boston. Thanks to vigilant Prospero for the heads-up.

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