Financial Terms

This is going around. I didn’t write it but I think it’s pretty funny. Hope you agree…
CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET – Statements made by banks to get you to buy their stocks
BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex
VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low and selling lower
P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market plunges
BROKER — What your broker has made you
STANDARD & POOR — Your life …read more