Mark Wahlberg Movie Reviews
November 7, 2009 by Jason Bean
Filed under Entertainment, Movies
Last night I watched two different Mark Wahlberg movies, Max Payne and The Happening. I’m usually a big fan of his movies, but these were not two of his better efforts in my opinion. The storylines were okay, but they just didn’t connect like some of his other movies I’ve enjoyed.
Max Payne was a movie that came from a video game. It kind of reminded me of the darkness and revenge of original The Crow with Brandon Lee.
The Happening carried on with M. Night Shyamalan freakiness in storyline, but the acting was just okay. In my opinion the premise …read more
Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi
Dear Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi:
You are the Marky Mark of poker.
When you said you wouldn’t answer if people called you ‘Michael’ anymore, your mother threw up in her bed. She is moaning and hurting and you are hurting her.
Where do you go to tan?
Do you know the Funky Bunch?
Are you ALL-IN?
Please do us all a favor: stop.




