This review may come a bit late since the William Dietz book came out way back in 2003, but it’s something I’m used to since everything with release dates don’t come around as early where I’m from. If you’re a huge fan of the Halo series, then there’s a chance that you’ve already picked up Halo: The Flood. However, being a Halo fan is not a guarantee that reading The Flood would be satisfying. The reader would be treated to copious amounts of battles on paper, as if one were playing through the original game. Unlike the game, encountering a …read more

It looks like Master Chief is finally pwning others in his own game. Then again, maybe it was a lucky shot. Not only was the Chief acting like a total arse in Halo 3—his spelling could use some work too.
Warning: the video is NSFW.

When news of High School Musical star Zac Efron showed up at the Halo 3 launch last week, we knew something was up. Combine this with the fact that Efron just ended his relationship with Musical co-star Vanessa Hudgens and you’ve got pre-diarrhea rumblings.

The excrement hit the fan when Dateline came out with a write-up of a rumored relationship between Zac Efron and Master Chief. The article also revealed that the two has been spending more time together, and there are pictures to prove it.

“I’ve been saying that Master Chief is a huge f*g for years, but no …read more

So you’ve started playing Halo 3. If you’re halfway around the world like I am, you probably haven’t finished your single-player campaign yet because you just got your copy the other day, and you have other things to do with your life other than play the game or fight with Master Chief because he’s into your gurl.
Fear not! We got some vehicle survival tips for the n00bs (myself included). Read the wisdom after the jump.

If you think this entry is about my dislike for the Halo franchise, you’re wrong. In fact, the latest installment may have changed my mind about the series, but I digress. This post is about one of the most outlandish Halo 3-related news I’ve ever encountered. Yes, it’s almost as strange as Master Chief getting it on with your girlfriend.

A new auction is set up in eBay for the new Halo 3 inhaler—you know, the medical device you erm, suck when you have asthma or COPD. Check the atrocious description after the jump.

You think the bit about Master Chief scaring Koreans is weird? Then you haven’t seen anything yet. This time, the MJOLNIR-armored hero is getting it on with your girlfriend.

It must be the beer talking, eh Chief?

Yes, the Halo 3 onslaught continues. Here are a couple more Halo 3 ads. Thankfully, Master Chief didn’t have to fight huge lizards for these clips.

This one’s pretty good. I love the way the Spiker looked, and when the veteran picked it up, the weapon seemed really heavy. Have I mentioned that the video had that “documentary” vibe that gave off some convincing drama? Watch the second video after the jump.

And you thought Japan is weird? Wait till you see how Master Chief is being advertised in South Korea. Aside from scaring the populace, the Chief believes that fighting with giant lizards and dancing in the subway is one way to get noticed by the PC-centric gamers of the nation where Starcraft is king.
Don’t believe me? Watch this.

As we all know, Halo is a big hit in North America. After all, Halo 2 generated $125 million in the first 24 hours of its release back in 2004. So what does Microsoft do to introduce Master Chief in South Korea? Scare their socks off.

Fricking awesome.
Thanks to Patrick, the Ironic Gamer for sharing with us the video.

For real? Perhaps. Analyst Michael Pachter of Wedbush Morgan Securities believes that Take-Two Interactive might consider pushing back the release date of Grand Theft Auto IV.

Don’t worry GTA fans, it’s not like you won’t get your hands on GTA IV this year.

Pachter thinks Master Chief has something to do with this delay, but it’s not because of some dubious derrière display. If you’ve lived like veal for the past year, here’s the lowdown: Halo 3 is coming out on September 25. GTA IV, on the other hand, will hit store shelves on October 16—exactly three weeks after Halo …read more