PIZZA HUT: Viral Video Appeals to Racist Moron Demographic

(Franchise Pick)  In order to increase share of mind (an oxymoron?) from the fickle but vast demographic of male morons* age 15 – 28, Pizza Hut engaged the services of the aptly named Mediocre Films to create a viral YouTube video.  The video, creatively named and exclamated Kicked Out of Pizza Place! is a huge hit on YouTube, having been viewed by 300,000+ morons (Watch below to make it 300,001+) and being awarded a prestigious 4.5 out of 5 moronic stars from the 4000 who could figure out how to vote.
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